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A gif of a dude kissing his dick with the caption “can you handle it”
“Can you handle it”? *kisses dick*
A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
Closeted gays who want to do coming out and let the world know about their love.
I think it's a good time....we can both remove the masks
Where you physically get behind the person. Not the Metaphor.
"Skirvy, I can get behind that." - Joe
Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.
Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!