anal smashing

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.

I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.

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anal-roll

when the anus becomes so loose that you can roll it into a swiss-roll stylie and slot it between bum-cheeks.

ah man, i was havin ragin bumsex last night, now i have an anal-roll

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satan's anal

when you stick your dick into a rectal cavity and go so fast the friction light the butthole on fire

damn i had some satan's anal with britney last night

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anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

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Anal Ventriloquist

A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.

The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.

Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.

" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"

"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"

However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.

Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.

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anal butter

when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.

I me and madigan just made some anal butter.

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reverse anal

after eating a big meal shit comes out of your ass. because anal sex requires something to go in the ass, reverse anal is something coming out.

jim i'll be right back i have to do reverse anal with my dinner

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