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when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.
My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.
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A baby born from an incest relationship.
I and Aunt Jane had an Incest Baby after having unprotected sex for months. We are thinking of getting married.
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Bring a man to climax via oral sex and hide the cum in your mouth without him knowing. Once he is fully relaxed and completely unsuspecting in the afterglow, lean in for a sweet little post-sex kiss, and surprise him by passing him a big mouthful of his own cum.
It's hard to get to sleep after she gives you The Baby Bird.
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A mythical giant coffee bean dreamt by people who work with coffee on a daily basis.
Man...I had that Bean Baby dream again last night.
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Any light-hearted type of Rock music that is lacking in masculinity or 'mojo'.
"Hey man, you should check out Beach Fossils, they're a pretty sweet band"
"Nah, I'm good on that. Checked them out once before. They are baby rock. Not really my cup of tea. But thanks for the suggestion."
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Someone who you don’t date but have certain feelings for and more than likely have amazing sex even thought you might already have a partner.
Sarah says Brandon is her baby cakes even though she is with Tom! Oh wow they must be having very secretive sex!
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A moonshine baby is someone that grew up on a farm where their mother drank home-made liquor which in turn, caused them to grow up to be vaguely retarded and weird.
"He was brought up on a farm. He's not a crack baby, he's a moonshine baby."
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