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A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"
A game you play with your friends where you have to guess the number of chocolate faces you will see in a day or a period of time.
Rules:
You must choose the number of chocolate faces at the start of the game. Once you have chosen you cannot change the amount you choose.
All members of the game have to be present when a chocolate face is seen for the chocolate face to count.
You can't count the same one twice.
They have to be Genuine Chocolate faces, not Asians, half casts or other ethnicities.
When you see a Chocolate face walking down the street whilst eating fried chicken you win the day automatically.
When you see a chocolate face wearing a black suit, a hat and white trainers - you get 15 points.
Scoring system:
The Chocolate face game spans for a month, for every day you win you get 3 points, a draw 1 point and no points if you lose (obviously)
Once the month is finished whoever has the lowest points has to buy a hot chocolate and pour it over his face (once cooled obviously)
Useful Terms/tips:
Black Jack; A group of 11 Chocolate Faces
When playing this game in public instead of using the term "Chocolate face" please use "Genuine" in case you cause offence.
Do not play in London, It's pointless.
NOTE: You can also play this with a newspaper when it's raining and the chocolate faces don't come out.
The chocolate face game provides hours of fun for friends and family alike.
"Why did your mate tipped his drink on his face?"
"He lost the Chocolate Face Game"
A Chocolate Chin Strap is like a Blumpkin for a girl. The male applies the mouth to the females vagina. Once there he starts eating her out while, the female is taking a shit. Once this action starts her shit then leaves a tiny chin strap appearance on your face.
"Dude whats that brown stuff on your face?" tom says.
"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.
"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.
"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.
From Scottish tv show 'Chewin the Fat' refers to breast milk, urine and faeces. You say the words in a song-like fashion while pointing to relevant body parts.
"You're stupid"
"Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate!!!"
"Shut up"
When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."
Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.
Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
NAST!