Random
Source Code
Random
David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.
"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"
(To pull a) David
- to masturbate in your friends house while they are there.
A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen
David has a big dick
Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding
David should feel bad
1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER
"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"