e pelay

A saying, of unknown meaning and origins, which one says when one is walking down the beach and spots bikini-clad women.

Scene setting: A beautiful summer day on a beach with woman roaming freely along the sand with nothing but bikinis on.

Mikey "Dude look at that chick!"
Steve "E PELAY!"

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e-dyslexia

Really bad or atrocious spelling when on IM or social networking sites, but done by people whose spelling is otherwise flawless when not online.

Josh: "roflcopeter"
Josh: my spelling is awfu;
Josh: its like e-dislexia coz it only happens on a computer
Beth: Yeah, that e-dyslexia is getting kind of bad.

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E-brake

When someone calls shotgun for the front seat of a car and you call E-brake which means you will give them a handjob for shotgun.

He called shotgun before I could so I called E-brake and got shotgun.

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E-Chop

E-Chop (verb) – an electronic version of Throat Chop, meaning to reject, deny or break up with someone using electronic communication, including (but not limited to) Email, SMS, MMS, instant messenger, Skype, facebook, blog, morse code. Generally practised when the E-Chopper:

(i) does not have the balls to do it in person;

(ii) for whatever reason, doesn’t think the recipient is worthy of an ‘in person’ Throat Chop; or

(iii) is a mute and has difficulty communicating otherwise.

So I heard Dalton gave that wench an E-Chop today. I hope she checks her email before she sees him getting jiggy tonight!

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E-PENIS

a man's online ego, often growing in size with his forums post count, forum rep, and acquiring of a 10 dollar host booter.

player a - "dont fuck with me troll, dont you know who i am? ill drop your net for a week kid"

player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch"

player b has disconnected.

(msn) kodey tinney is now offline.

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E-Murda

E-Murda is an urban rapper who comes from the hard core streets of Evanston. He is noted for his chart topping hits, Murda Mystery, Look at these times, and Da E-Murda Life Featuring Lil Zucks,Big Roe, and Kod-E-Z.

That new E-Murda shit is flame as hell

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E-jack

The short form of ejaculation

I e-jacked on my dog.

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