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Ethan is a orange stupid fat fuck who regularly sits outside fast food restaurants scavenging for smoked roll ups (mainly McDonald’s). He is a well known scrounger amongst family & friends and frequently requests to ‘borrow’ money with absolutely no intention of ever paying them back. Ethan’s dream as a child was to reach ELITE 1 Division in FUT.. however due to unfortunate circumstances, ethan sustained an injury to his left index finger meaning he’s absolutely awful & will never achieve this dream.. Unfortunately, this led to a spiral of uncharacteristic behaviours & now Ethan is a hobo.
Ethan Fifa
Ethan is the type of person to only make little dog moves, he will never achieve big dog status
Ethan just ate cabbage with salsa
Ethan is a guy who is gay as he because he plays fortnite
Nobody likes you Ethan
Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.
Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy
Ethan is THE MOST special person you will ever meet in your lifetime. Not only are his looks ON POINT, but you’ll never meet another with the personality Ethan has. He’s the kinda guy that’s constantly in your mind. Your first thought in the morning, and the last before you fall asleep. When you talk to him, you feel as though no one else really matters. Whoever said nobody is perfect, clearly never met an Ethan. With the humour, kindness, and affection of an Ethan, you can’t go wrong. But go find ur own Ethan cause this one is mine <3
ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?
girl: is anyone really perfect?
girl 2: yes actually.
girl: who?
girl 2: Ethan ofc
A very kind and handsome guy. He can be sensitive sometimes but he is very cool. He can be a snitch but he has a very nice heart.
Oh your are such a Ethan soo smart
Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.
Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.