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Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it

I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me

by sharkinstien November 17, 2009

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pride hand

The hand in which one uses to cover his/her genitalia when caught naked

Mark utilized his pride hand when Sally ripped off his towel, exposing his abnormally small penis

by coolgreek August 11, 2011

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ass handed

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.

After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.

by dalnat October 9, 2008

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Hand Jive

This is what Steve's grandmother did when she was tired, and did not want to have sex with her husband. You can almost sleep while doing this. It takes very little energy from the giver. And the receiver leaves you alone for a little while. Also known as, hand job, or jerking off.

hand jive

by Doyouevenknowwhoiam December 16, 2009

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hand grenade

Hand Grenade is the awesome Hedley song from the CD Famous Last Words

Megan- omg did you hear the new song Hand Grenade off of Hedleys new CD Famous Last Words?

Sally- nope

Megan- what a fucking fag you never heard Hand Grenade? pshh, i am dissapointed in you Sally

Sally- *goes home crying*

by sink_0r_swim October 31, 2007

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diamond hands

Holding on to a stock until it hits the moon

I bought 100 share of GME and Iโ€™m not selling because I have diamond hands.

by GameStonks January 29, 2021

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Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

by StephBae March 11, 2017