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A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in
Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?
If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”
A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
That one person in your tribe who is always happy and ready to make some bad decisions.
Make sure Party Hat is not the designated driver tonight!
A Condom
It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.