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He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.
When I'm on it tonight:
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
Hym "So 'I'm not a biologist' is not a good answer... But you're willing to give her the right not to answer... But where they go too far is celebrating her for her position... But 'I don't like the question. That's a private matter.' is a GOOD answer.... And people DON'T go too far in celebrating you as a prophet... For transposing your unified philosophical ethic onto the bible... In what could be considered an 'anti-christian' bastardization of the text... How are you NOT a hypocrite and a charlatan? How is that monologue not the most egregious thing you could have done in the context of your own fame? The prophet who doesn't believe in God everybody. 👏👏👏👏👏 That is something! Damn! It's glaring. The hypocrisy is glaring. You're her. You're doing the exact same thing. If she's bad, you're also bad. You're both doing the same thing."
James, for: Don't worry she'll say 'yes' soon enough! 🍾😉
'Emma' - 'No, i'm sorry' 💔
'James' - 'Sorry, what was that? Let me ask you again...'
when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit
SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.
*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."
The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.
Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot