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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024


i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

by Yourgurllmkutie November 4, 2014


I'm feeling sunny today

Ok so this word cand have two separate meanings
1. Your feeling very bright and bubbly much like the sun
2. You wanna jump off a hospital building as my time by bo en plays in the background/hj

Person 1:I'm feeling sunny today
Person 2:oh are you ok?????

by KEI RLLY LIKES OMORI October 18, 2023


I'm 37!

The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.

Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"

You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."

"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!

by HR McBuinne June 8, 2021


I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)

Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022


Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024


I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

by richie_the_alt September 3, 2022