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Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey
Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!
A 40 something year old woman who ALWAYS has to tell people how it is and sometimes point out the obvious in what is wrong in a situation – no matter how big or small the issue at hand is. While some may view her as a chronic complainer or battleaxe, others may view her as giving constructive criticism to improve the situation.
While eating at a casino breakfast buffet, Gritz Lady sits down with her hot bowl of what was labeled as grits on the buffet table (she was skeptical as she ladled the porridge into her bowl to start with). Upon further examination and initial consumption of said “grits,” she loudly exclaims to her boyfriend, “These are NOT grits, this is Malt-O-Meal; I’m going to set someone straight on this.” Needless to say, the poor young man working hard to keep the buffet line wiped up spic and span got an ear full about the issue of the bait and switch regarding labeled hot grits when in reality they had filled the pot with Malt-O-Meal. (this is the very situation where the boyfriend coined the name; the stories and complaints go on and on and on...)
When the vagina and the butt crack try to eat your panties at the same time
Jess: Man, when I woke up this morning I had wicked Lady and the Tramp.
Sarah: that's gross Jess.
1. Female version of lord
2. A Polite female Especially an adolescent
1. Go is the Lady this Morning
2. He was I'm love with the Lady
Wearing a dress doesn't make her a lady, wearing a suit doesn't make him a gentleman.
Senator Patrizia Reggiani- Uh....I am a lady.
Female Captain- By what standards?
the most beautiful bean you could ever meet on this world. kind, loving, goofy, & stubborn. she’s a jack of all trades and one that you’ll never get bored of. truly loyal and will always want to be by your side no matter what. she’s the greatest lady you’ll ever meet.
Lady: *rolls around on the floor from happiness, exposing her cooch to the world*
Ladys mom: “oh my gosh lady! that’s so not lady-like of you!”
Lady: “(O.O)”
Lady is a person you’d love to have as a best friend. She will always have your back and you’ll always want to have hers. Someone who’s name is Lady is a beautiful queen. She’s attractive without any make up. Lady is as confident as her height. And is as sweet like honey. Do not ever tell a Lady to ‘calm down’ because she will tell you not to tell her to calm down. Over all if you meet someone named Lady, you will be very blessed.
“Babe, I’ll be back. I’m going to Lady’s house to go smoke a blunt. Love you.”