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When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a
m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!
mom: rofl you are welcome?
When your girlfriend won’t let you hit raw even though you lift.
-“I don’t care how much you lift John, you can’t go raw dog!”
-“Lowercase m”
It means you want to be pounded very hard in the ass by a genetically enhanced humanoid fox
Cat cummer 1: What’s ur kink
Dog eater 1:m-miw~
Max M faggot extremely homophobic asshole.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.
ShitMax M is coming run he’ll give you gay faggot syndrome