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March 2nd is Youssef Salah’s birthday and everyone should go tell him happy birthday.
“Omg it’s march 2nd, it’s youssef’s birthday let’s go tell him happy birthday
National Steal Your Crushes Clothing Day.
You can steal their sweatshirt or any article of clothing.
Margaret: Omg it’s March 2. I’m steal Charlie’s sweatshirt and he can’t say no
MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.
Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
Yay..its 2 march 2030 happy birthday me!!! your 21 years old now how does i feel? im 14years old rn while publishing this
"its 2nd march 2030 happy birthday AKSHIT PANICKER!!"
march 29th celebrates Gio hate day. This is the one day a year everyone is allowed to hate gio and he can't say anything about it.
"yo jas today is march 29th"
"i already know twin, i got bro blocked already"
"yoo jas, yk what March 29th is?"
"hy it's gio hate day im alr on that timing"
Anyone born on march 29th are the sweetest extroverted people you'll ever meet. They are school smart and have the most valid claims, they aren't afraid to educate themselves when they are wrong. The sweetest people you'll ever meet as they click with your personality easily. They are some of the most stunning people and have lovely eyes.
Your born on march 29th? No way, let's be friends.