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your crush has to come up to you and kiss you on the lips
Crush: yo Sarah come over here
Sarah: why
Crush: its march 7
sarah: so
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Crush kisses Sarah "
March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.
Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*
Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh
A day where guys cannot defend against nut kicking
u must let me kick ur nuts ITS march 7!
The day the finest guys we’re born
Guys today’s March 3. Guess what type of guys we’re born today
One of the craziest people you know, tends to look like Darth Vader, and wears masks in their own house.
March 3? HA! Darth Vader noob!