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max has a dick smaller than a eraser,max love dick in his asshole.
hey max-mas says-cani have ur dick?
The best, most amazing, sweet, misunderstood, precious, perfect person in the world. Mine. Sheeeesh
max is a cute skater boy. he has a nice voice and very very hot hands. he’ll make stupid jokes that’ll make you laugh into you start crying. he’s also bald. he thinks that he’s ugly because he’s bald, but it makes him even more attractive. also he lives a million miles away from you.
“max is my best friend”
max: a vibey guy that’s just built different
He’s a dick and gets you into all kinds of trouble, but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have and always has your back
Man, max got me sent down to the office again, we have detention together though so it should it be fun
Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.
Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.
Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.
Friend: Hell yeah.
Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.
Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.
Girls: dammit