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Mr. Michael Sobek

The hottest teacher in some people's opinion

Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.

by Don't get me in trouble June 30, 2019


Michael Lee Brown

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋

“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible

by skinniestlegend1213 October 21, 2019


michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022


Shawn Michael Roberts

Shawn Michael Roberts is a Douche .... nuff said

Shawn Michael Roberts...... nah hes just a Douche

by krispy_NEC October 4, 2018


Justin Michael Malachinski

A racist.

Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.

by cumwithoxiclean September 13, 2021


Michael Blinky Waters

Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.

He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"

"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"

by OHOHOWND April 13, 2010


Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.

Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.

Person 2: Hell yeah bro

by she_themtitties November 7, 2023

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