Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned gay

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Shoot me damn it!
Person 2: Oh yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot Me Straight

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straight people are gross

An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.

Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"

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straight outta compton

aka the porch monkey - is an acholic beverage that consists of a minimum of 7 different liquors and of course a swill of beer. The stronger the liquor and the more variety you use the better and of course the skunkier the beer the better. You must drink it in big gulps and snicker it around a bit. When you wake up two days later, your heads on some randoms persons ass with your wallet missing and your pants wet

I took a sip of the straight outta compton from my devils cup, and I havent been the same since.

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Straight Pride Month

I am part of the LGBTQIA+ Community so all you straights STOP CRYING AND GET OVER IT YOU ARNT DYING BECAUSE OF YOU SEXUALLY!! In some states in the USA ITS LEAGAL TO KILL LGBTQIA+ MEMBERS SO JUST STFU AND DEAL WITH IT KAREN

Bro Straight Pride Month Doesn’t exist

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Straight to video

Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.

John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.

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straight hedge

(n) (1)Gold, money, treasure, and anything that relates to it. (2)a band that has NiCoLe M, RuBy L, KeYsHa, JeSsIcA R, and sumtimes contain JuStInE T,(Gc FrEaK, Sc SqUaReD,PiNkYnAtOr, JuStIney WeEnY, and KrUnChYnAtOr.

Straight Hedge is a very good bnd in process.

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They were on a "straight date".

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".

Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

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