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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.

Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023


The real BB

BEST GODDAMN BUYER ON THE REAL ESTATE MARKET! Kids going places and if you ever have the opportunity to have him purchase your home, I wouldn’t turn it down cause if you do you’ll be suffering a massive loss.

The real BB is an investment god

by cdawgsquared March 11, 2019


Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky

beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*

by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021


for real pharrel

It is when something or someone is so real that it can not go unnoticed...

garrick: I am a furry and I wish for you to join me on my journey

lucas: you're delusional

garrick: no it's for real pharrel

by littycommitty September 28, 2019


Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out

Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real

by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020


Realing

Thinking so fast it will never make sense to the person you are talking to, unless thay can listen to the end.

OMG I am realing, can you talk with me so I can finish?

by Big-Daddy-James October 15, 2021


Realing

When the leaves change from green to red, orange, or yellow every fall in real time.

The leaves are realing this week.

by Anthgreen October 20, 2023