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Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...

Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024


Social taco

A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.

Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.

by PhishTank March 4, 2016


Social Studies

Another term of history. The most easiest subject to do, even more easier than eating lunch. Possibly the most useless and utter disappointment of what schools can do. If your period table has Social studies, lucky you. The only thing I properly learned was Sanskrit. Yes. Sanskrit. They focused on that one topic more than my family because it was the oh so inspiring language for everything.

Bro 1: yo, how social studies going along?
Bro 2: the most boring shit ever
Bro 1: you bet

by amazriel April 17, 2022


Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017


Social hybernation

The act of not socialising. (Similar to hybernating through winter but for socialising)

That person is not socialising, that must be Social hybernation.

by Tedztar January 11, 2018


The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017


Social Solutionist

A person who looks to resolve social issues without regard to political rhetoric.

Social Solutionists solve problems while politicians use problems as socially divisive talking points.

by IUSAI October 13, 2010