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Social speedster

A social speedster is someone who essentially 'speedruns' through their social media networks, which includes scrolling through their feed like a madman, liking posts with minimum forethought, reading all their PMs under a second, and clicking on one insta story after another without any pause in the middle.

Social speedsters are also highly known for sending a snap in a lightning quick succession. The time it takes to take their phone out of their pocket, enter snapchat, and snapping a pic is only a mere 3 seconds.

Nowadays, most youngsters and young adults are social speedsters. This inclination can have its drawbacks, as a social speedster may zoom through their PMs but not respond to them immediately, and eventually as more PMs build up they might forget about the ones they've already read.

Me: My friends are all social speedsters. You should see how blazing fast they plow their feeds and PMs. Every time I send a message and it gets read and they never reply back, I sometimes question my relationship with them, but then I remember "oh duh, they are social speedsters". Can't blame them entirely, as they are just trying to adapt to today's information-packed, attention-based media.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2020


Social speedster

Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.

This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.

But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.

Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.

The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.

To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!

by Obv troll is obvious December 27, 2021


Social Shock

When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.

The only reason I got through that office holiday party was because of social shock.

by carlthelong August 18, 2023


Social zoned

Below friend zoned, band to social media.

Credit due to: Kaylynn and Marcus

"I like you as a broadcaster, nothing more."
"Bro, you just got social zoned."

by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018


Social Media Queen

An amazing female who popular on and runs several social media accounts.

That girl is a complete social media queen

by Media Queen July 15, 2017


Eskimo Social

When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.

I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.

by eeby1 December 3, 2015


Social Justice Pimps

Sweden's insanity has created a new term for the political debate: Social Justice Pimps. Those who condone an irresponsible policy that they themselves never have to experience the consequences of. In the name of holy virtue you prostitute women to polish up your image as a decent humanitarian, but all you're really doing is collecting the social reward, while women get to take all the risk.
by "The Angry Foreigner" on YT

The social justice pimps are elitists with no clue on reality. It's so terribly comfortable to yell "diversity!" from a safe distance, when you don't have to live it's effects.

by Eskrevista January 14, 2017