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Childish people in the flirting/talking stage.
She gatekept her friend from the guy she was talking to who liked her back, because she didn’t like the both of them being friends. She has “Ties Syndrome”.
Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.
Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.
When the teammate(s) you're with are completely brainless and don't do anything of value.
Commonly associated with games where bad teammates are common (I.E Warzone)
John: Did you see Dave last night?
Steve: Yeah, he's got total Teammate Syndrome
A syndrome that effects all people with names that rhyme with Duke.
Symptoms include retardedness, unfunniness and an addiction to flavored air.
Some people with the syndrome can suffer from silly goofiness. They also attempt to pass of the disease by approaching victims from the back and breathing on them silently. If they stand behind you for over 10 minutes without you noticing or smack their nic for more than 10 times in a row please contact a doctor immediately.
Lucas was just officially diagnosed with Duker Syndrome when he sat in his room alone on a Tuesday night smacking his cart.
When your 🍑 gets extremely sweaty, so you stuff all the baby powder, cotton balls, and toilet paper in the house in your buttcrack but it still won’t get dry. I hate it, and I’m pretty sure you do too.
1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
2: Nope, I have powdercrack syndrome
The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.
Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.
2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.
I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME