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A really gay guy who can out of the closet since birth. They usually play hard to get and flirt with men. Sometimes wears a hot pink fuzzy scarf. loves the cock. Also hella sassy
Strawberry Ice Cream
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When u have sex with a girl and she squirts into a tube then the guy jizzes in a tube and then u add vodka too it and they both drink it
Belgian cream pie with your R I N A M A N G I N E L L I mom
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A cream filled donut is when you cum into a donut and a girl eats it.
Last night i gave a cream filled donut to Tammy.
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when you choke agirl with your penis until her face turns to a blue like color then you ejaculate in her face
i gave her a nice warm blue berry cream pie last night!!!
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The act of taking a dump in the partners mouth and Ejaculating on the Feces and making the partner devour it.
"Dude, i just gave a girlfriend a Dutch Ice Cream Cone"
Friend "How was it"
"She said it was to corny"
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It is quite possibly the worst man made smell in the entire world. Its named after the place where it was invented in Hawaii and the main ingredient involved.
The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.
After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.
By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
Soldier 1:"Dude, what are you going to do to your East Range Cream Sauce this time?"
Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."
Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."
Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"
Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"
Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."
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First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.
6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit
Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.
6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.
Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.
6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.
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