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One of many La Pasa's phrases.
Goberment: Sup Vladimir
Vladimir: Callate caco de La Planeta
Goberment: Ma diez de impueto pa ti
“La Pasion”; A method of pleasing your woman: you go to the club & flirt with as many girls as you can to get the sexual tension rising but instead of going home with a girl, you go home & give that pent up sexual tension to your wife. For maximum efficiency, whisper a girls name from the club into your spouse’s ear & prepare to ride the bull.
Kyle Butler: “Hey what about communication, trust?”
Angel: “LA PASION‼️”
They Are Men Who Are Trust Worthy But Are Very Sly And Undereath Hoes. They're sexy asf but deadly.
For example:
Benard
Cadell
Malachi
Serryon
Brandon
Kylon
All la brea men are hoes
A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.
Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?
When a girl is riding a guy and farts on his balls, creating a wind trail adding extra sensation to his nuts.
She made me cum a la Concordia and I didn't even smell it! It was splendid ...
According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here