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A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.
Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.
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When a woman has shaved her pubes but, still has pubes in her vagina she has forgotten take care of. Then when she and a man get intimate the man's penis get trapped in her "web" of pubes thus, he is un-able to finish.
Dude did you her about Mitch and Amanda!? Apparently she had a Mexican Spider Pocket Mitch didn't know about.
Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.
More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A hammer."
When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water
“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”
Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!
"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".
This is performed when a female, generally a mexican, farts a pile of cocaine into one's nose.
Sarah: I just gave billy the mexican ho-down, and now my asshole is numb.
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A Mexican who dislikes himself (for being Mexican) other Mexicans and their ways. Will often make fun of and ridicule other Mexicans.
Mexican: Mexicans suck, man. White power.
Friend: Jose, you are one self-loathing Mexican!
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