HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW
ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋
He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it
Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad
"That poor old woman doesn't know where she is"
"shes probably called sam"
A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny
A guy who was kind of weird when you first met him and you almost felt sorry for, but as you grew to know him he became a much better person.
Also he has ADHD so that helped?
5 Years ago Sam: Hey my dad jumped off a bridge but i am completely fine and don't need therapy
Me: thats cool bro
Sam now: Hey so i saved a kitten from getting run over.
Me: good for you bro
acronym: Self Absorbed Millennial Shit
Millenial": "I work so hard, I have no money, so I'm taking an expensive vacation that I deserve!"
Response: "SAMS"
When a fiend sneakily leaks some of the dope from the bowl onto their pants to scrape off later for themselves
Don't tell me I just saw Joseph sams the bowl again.