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What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear
Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist
Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them
An Indian god that was known for the guardian of the wolves
A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist
If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell them “your mother sews socks in hell!”
When an occasion arrises in which you have to leave in a hurry so you end up operating a vehicle with socks and no shoes.
My girl said she home alone so I hit that sock pedal.
Someone who picks the lint off people's socks
Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.
The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.
"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?
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