When you have sexual relations with a sock
I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!
When you are really high and you send your contacts selfies you are sending "croc socks"
Person 1: Bruh I'm sending this guy a croc sock!
Person 2: Send it to me bruh!
When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks
Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.
All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.
This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.
She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.
A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.
"Come on then Cotton socks"
A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine
I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.
A high-concept, low-budget performance art piece wherein two weirdly-in-sync people hide behind a drop-down projector screen in a bar—usually in front of a bench or wall, ideally a soft padded one, creating an intimate speakeasy/tatami-like setting. Sometimes participants stick their feet out from under the projection screen, silently suggesting to onlookers that they’re making out. Bonus points if you leave your wallet unattended and the staff has to rescue it like it's a lost child at a carnival.
"We were just gonna enjoy some N/A Coronas, but next thing you know we’re all sock and awe like it’s a Fringe show."
"Dude, that wasn’t PDA, that was straight-up sock and awe."