help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches
help im trapped in urban dictionary
What Urban Dictionary tells you when you break their website (usually on accident) before telling you to try again later or go back to their front page. This message is accompanied by some random image of books, people reading or writing, or images of both physical and online dictionaries in the background.
Me: "Hey Urban Dictionary what the hell is β»?"
UD: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page."
Me: "Damn guess I'll never know what β» means."
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In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.
Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an Urban Dictionary Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!
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In urban dictionary, theres a "+" icon next to a "arrow switch" icon on the upper right. Tap on it and you get to this page called "new word"
Tap on the blank textbox with "word" on it and now add the word or phrase that is on your head
Next is to put your slang definition in the "type your definition here" textbox
In urban dictionary, words in this website are often defined as a "slang" meaning the definition is not the actual definition of the word. Example is
Word: Lasagne
Slang definition - pussy of a woman
Real definition - Lasagne, or the singular lasagna, is an Italian dish made of stacked layers of thin flat pasta alternating with fillings such as ragΓΉ and other vegetables, cheese, and seasonings and spices such as garlic, oregano and basil.
Lastly is to use the word or phrase you typed in a sentence. (Put it in the "type an example on how it's used in a sentence" textbox)
("Lasagna" is one of the best parts of a woman)
Some other things you can do or not do is to add tags or a gif to your definition
I created the "how to add a word to urban dictionary" definition since UD has no guide on how to add a word
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Ugh, urban dictionary is busy right now!!!
*Goes to urban dictionary* "Innocent things" (Related words: porn\, fuck\, sex, cum, pussy, ass, gay, lesbian, sexy, hot) boom. literally every word in the urban dictionary!
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The Question everyone asks once in awhile
Why does urban dictionary exist?
I don't know, I really don't know...
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