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When one man’s penis touches toilet seat or rim of a toilet that another mans penis has touched - similar to Eskimo brothers but for toilets.
Man, your toilet is small, my dick touched the rim of it while sitting down.
I think we just became Mario brothers after that.
This is reeeeealy the worsd insult u can use.
Wtach what happnes:
paul: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*
Two friends or literal brothers who do goon shit when they're bored.
Trunks and Goten were wildin at the tournament, they sum goon brothers fr.
Two guys who rub the areas between balls and buttocks together for a good time. Gooch to gooch.
We got a couple of trundle brothers mussing up the sheeting in room 167.
OpposingFork's Little Brother is a basement gremlin, more commonly known as fork's lil bro. He is a weed dealer in forks neighbourhood, makes 5k$ a week and is plenty rich, buys fork only the finest of bad sandwiches. He gets his weed from OpposingFork's Big Brother, who grows weed in his backyard and cooks 99.9999% pure meth for syrian children, he may be heisenberg but who knows.
OpposingFork's Little Brother is slick jimmy skibid toilet watcher, yea hes a sigma, yeah hes so skibidi, hes so fanum taxxxx, he just wants to be your sigmaaaa, stick out your gyatt for forks lil bro!
A group of Lunsfords (Total studs that beautiful women fawn over)
Hot chick 1: Look at those Lunsford Brothers over there.
Hot chick 2: The tall one is super hot.
HOT chick 3: They are ALL hot!!!!
Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?