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the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.
who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner
Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!
Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob
Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
the most hilarious thing to ever be said
amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar
Tyler : “I just rolled a bar to spark up”
Kevin: “That is a nice wood it’s nice”
when your phone is dead or close to dead, you hand your phone to the barkeep for a charge.
A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.
Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.
A person whom is just as lame and boring as a all you can eat buffet salad bar
She doesn't do anything all day except fall asleep in her lap
Yah that b*tch is a f***ing salad bar