Random
Source Code
Random
No chance in happening, unlikely
Yo, i heard you were hooking up with that busted girl that lives below you, is that true. "Das a goo-one"
2👍 2👎
An another word for condom
Bro you need that one up.
Hey can u buy me a one up
2👍 2👎
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
2👍 2👎
Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.
Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !
2👍 2👎
a game that is played alot by a lot of people.
bob: he herbert have you beat one slime yet.
herbert: no
bob: why not?
herbert: cause negro slime keeps doin the same thing its getting me mad.
bob: calm down its just a game
herbert: well he doesnt have to be such a simpleton.
2👍 2👎
This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain
Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly
Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier
Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?
Man 2: I don't but she do
3👍 3👎
Unorthodox One. Being with a unique flow or rhyme delivery. A Stand-out.
2👍 2👎