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When your having sexual intercourse In doggie position You pull out your penis just before ejaculation and you then ejaculate in your hand and sit on your partners back and Shout "YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Frank : Awwh man me and judy Tried the great mexican donkey ride
Jermaine : Awwh You serious?
Frank : Hell yeh G-dog
Jermaine : safe
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(v) When a nigger jumps out of his stolen car to shake the lice/roaches out of his afro while still maintaining the constant velocity of his vehicle.
Nigger No.1, "Yo dawg, you gots a roach crawlin up on yo hed."
Nigger No.2, "Oh shoots Nyigga! Im bousta ghost ride duh whip!"
Nigger No.1, "Word bitch!"
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That dude in the bathroom is Riding the beast to the alter of sin
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A phrase used when someone suggests something crazy, meaning "yeah right". It can also be used when someone asks you to do something which you don't want to do. (The use of the word Wasian is from the name given to someone that is half white and half asian.)
Person 1: Dude I just got an A+ on my test.
Person 2: Ride my Wasian
Person 1: Pass me the salsa.
Person 2: Ride my Wasian
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V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.
The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"
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The service whereby an upscale prostitute is treated to a big dinner full of seafood at a fine dining experience, then back to the presidential suite of the John hotel room and given cocaine to snort by her John. She's then given something else to ingest that will cause Diarhea, and rides the John bareback while shes trying to explode in reverse cow girl position.
Terrell "Man that girl is sic!"
Dante "Ya, how?"
Terrell "She be into some crazy fetishes"
Dante "Like what?"
Terrell "She do Rock Star Limo Rides, yo!"
Dante "Damn! Thats a highpriced ho!"
Terrell "Word!"
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a sexual position were a woman is upside down, tied up, gagged down, and choked all while the man is face fucking her grandmother's ashes and while calling your father and confessing your love for him and that y'all should leave to Germany.
him: hey you wanna do The Arizona Snow Leopard Ride?
her: sure!
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