When you are forced to leave an area by either being relocated to a reservation or by getting murdered.
the cherokees had a native american goodbye done to them by the europeans.
the ignorant way in which hillary clinton refers to black africans who aren't necessarily american
hillary: look at those poor african americans
person: they've never even been to america you douchebag!
**** clothing for people that feel they're too good to wear cheaper clothing that has no holes and doesn't smell like cat piss.
Guy 1: Wow, he has some cat piss jeans!
Guy 2: You mean American Eagle jeans?
Guy 1: Exactly!
American Sword Fighting is when Americans fight each other with their erect penis's and the loser is the one that finishes or loses his erection first.
I caught my sons Nick and Ben american sword fighting in their bedroom the other day
(V) to perform deep oral sex on a man so that you vomit on their genitalia.
"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "
" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
The American Solidarity Party was founded during the 2010s. It is a Christian-Based Democratic Party. Basically Democrats but have Republican beliefs when the other side’s view violates church teachings.
“Are you a Republican or Democrat?”
“I’m a member of the American Solidarity Party”.
“What even is that?”
Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is
So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex