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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 01, 2022


Emily Braidwood Insoles

A Hug for your feet.

Emily Braidwood Insoles have saved my feet!

by HKM505 September 29, 2021


Emily Heuer

If this is your name you are extra thick and sexy

Bro Emily Heuer is so sexyyy

by Addison booty February 06, 2020


Emily S from Aussie

Coughcough…. My best friend… cough cough..

Also a person obsessed with anime (kinda)

Emily S from AUSSIE is weird… la mente la drogus

by Eshaybrah May 20, 2021


Sean and Emily

Sean is the kind of guy that'll always act tough and that he doesn't care yet he cares the most, Sean will act like he hates being a gentleman but when he finds that someone (an Emily) he'll go to the ends of the earth just to make sure he opens the door for her. Emily is the girl that feels like she doesn't deserve anything good and always tell her bf that she wants him and she'll always ask why he fell for her and she'll try to make all these excuses on why she's no perfect and he'll just laugh and tell her she's the best, that's why Sean and Emily get along so weirdly perfectly, they have totally different backgrounds but they will always try and find a way

They are so a Sean and Emily
I wish I had an Emily/Sean for me
(Depending on gender)

by Hagdoe wgqoxbdja December 05, 2020


Emily Johnson

A very perfect girl who is kinda dumb but wifey type

Emily Johnson candice this candice that

by but Candice Be us March 03, 2022


Emily breese

emily is the most energetic person i know, her commitment to things are 110% no matter what and she is so amazing at climbing. i can see emily winning something big!

emily breese, the next olympic gold medalists

by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021