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The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.
I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.
A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.
Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.
The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless
"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"
-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater
"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"
Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.
Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?
When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.