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Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.
A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.
The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.
Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.
Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.
Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!
Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
Has the same meaning as the "oh sh*t" bar in vehicles... only it's the "cleaner" version.
"As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."
"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."
Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.
Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander
A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.
who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner
Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!
Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob
Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
the most hilarious thing to ever be said
amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar