A soup so delicious that it will:
1. If of the male gender, with one sip of boner soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.
2. If of the female gender, with one sip of boner soup, you instantly grow a penis which will instantly become erect.
3. If of the she-man gender, with one sip of boner soup, you still get an erect penis.
4. Yummy!
5. Full of sweet, sweet protein.
6. A soup that has boners in it.
Dad: Here's some chicken noodle soup!
Toddler Girl: No! I want some boner soup!
Dad: Haha, just like your mother! Good girl!
Toddler Girl: Yummy!
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n:
1. the state a man's penis enters when either the environment gets too cold for its liking, or theres an unnattractive woman in its midst. During this time, the penis will become shorter than usual, resembling a tree stump
2. When the penis secedes from its union with the vagina
a.) Some Guy: gawd its cold here, im getting a reverse-boner...
b.) Some Guy: Dude, i was holding hands with my girlfriend, and getting "You-know-who" (his penis) ready for "you-know-what" (blowjob), but some ugly hoe came along and gave me a reverse-boner!
c.)Some Girl: i was having sex with my bf, but when he was about to stick it in, he had a reverse boner...
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When one is not in the ideal place or time to jerk off, and an erection occurs, the use of this technique is useful in getting rid of said boner. to implement the cold boner method, simply give your dick the cold shoulder by not thinking about it.
Guy 1: broooooo bro dude the other day, i was in math right? well this girls thong was escaping from her pants like her jeans were alcatraz. i couldnt look away and the boner soon followed. so instead of focusing on her luscious ass, or math, i focused on the tiles in the ceiling. my boner was gone in like two minutes.
Guy 2: yet another success for the cold boner technique
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a boner mindcrafted on mindcraft and it is huge and has a smiley face on the head of the boner and it's huge.
Sean: Hey yo Tyler, can i touch your mindcraft boner?
Tyler: Sure anytime man, can i grab yours?
Sean: Yea! Aslong as were doing it at the same time.
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An erect penis that resembles the letter "T"
She sucked my T-boner last night it felt great when I nutted in her mouth. She swallowed the goop, I should've taken a picture of it but she kept sucking my T-boner after the finale.
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boys who provoke boners in girls
Christian gives me girl boners like WHOOA!
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Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!
Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!
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