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Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

by chilifest March 13, 2009

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Blowing up my buns

Farting

I had chili for dinner last night and I've been blowing up my buns all day!

by daysie78 November 4, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Blow Your Doors off

When in a Race. someone puts 4 or more car lengths on you.

The Car was so fast it blew your doors off as he was standing still! Blow Your Doors off

by Mustang Driver! April 28, 2010

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Don't blow your Load!

An expression used when you pre-maturely ejaculate.

Person 1: Damn im so pissed.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I blew my load last night.

Person 2: You idiot, Don't blow your Load!

by captain faptain October 29, 2010

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


blow your back out

(slang, vulgar) To have sex with someone so intensely that they experience physical or psychological effects afterwards, such as difficulty walking, altered mood, or altered perception of reality. Usually implies that the person who blows the other’s back out is very skilled or well-endowed. Often used in a flirtatious or humorous way.

1. Rachel: "Oh, girl, you won't believe it! He didn't just blow my back out; now I walk like I'm auditioning for a wacky walkathon!"
Emily: "Well, that's one way to leave a lasting impression!"

2. Sam: "I think I might have met someone who can really blow my back out."
Jake: "Is that why you've been practicing your unexpected interpretive dance moves?"

3. Nina: "His Tinder profile says he's a professional 'back-blower.' Is he some sort of chiropractor?"
Lori: ("This is too good to pass up!") "Oh, no, Nina. Brace yourself for a guy who can blow out birthday candles from a mile away! πŸ˜„"

4. John: "I heard they broke up after that weekend trip. What happened?"
Lila: "Rumor has it, he tried to blow her back out, but it was just too much for her."

5. Melissa: "So, did he really manage to blow your back out?"
Lisa: "Oh, he tried, but he couldn't even make it through a round of 'Happy Birthday' without running out of breath!"

by Anonymous23326 August 22, 2023

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Snow Day Blow J

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.

When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.

by B_Will January 8, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


blow it out your shorts

stfu

calling someone out on thier bullshit

"Dude, youre such a manwhore."
"Blow it out your shorts, Todd"

by Alejas November 4, 2013

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