Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?
The space in between the boobs.
I put my pee pee in the boob canyon
It's when shit stifles your boobs
This fucking bra is stifling my boobativity!! Bitch.
When a woman cop wears a bulletproof vest too tight and her boobs hang out the side.
“Bro, I was so distracted by her cop boob that I couldn’t even nab that perp.”
What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.
If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.
An alternative to commando tits. To free boob it means to wear a top with no bra on underneath.
"My girlfriend is going free boob today."
"Savannah is free-boobing it today"
The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.
Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"
Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"
she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"