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When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.
When a woman’s lips are shut and you see the three main sauces drip out of the burger. (Mayo = cum, mustard = squirt and chunky salsa = period)
If a man says ‘let me eat your saucy burger’ he’s a keeper!
The most disgusting thing you could do with a Big Mac and leftover soup. Just think buns, pickle, ketchup, cheese but with soup in between.
Person 1: Ay, whad is dis?🤨
Person 2: Ah, Jim made a Soup Burger again, din he?😦
Person 1: That jackass! Who do ya in gad’s name likes dat shit, eh?🤬
Person 2: Jim, das who!😤
It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.
Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
When you pay a prostitute with food instead of cash. Specifically a cheap hamburger or cheeseburger.
I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.
This fat fuck never leaves his house and all he does is talk to underaged girls
Jack hinchcliffes burger nips got caught of piggies again