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When someone is eating tacos and sprays fart or shit into your face. (diareaah)
Yo he just got mexican spray canned
A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.
Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.
Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.
Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
"Aww man XXXX is ringin me, should I do an Act Of Cannings?"
"Yeah, hes such a loser"
A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.