NOUN
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.
One of the coolest people on the planet. A hiking enthusiast who has hiked the Appalachian Trail and the Vermont Long Trail. Also, a passionate and loyal supporter of Liverpool Football Club. He is most commonly known for being involved in a love triangle with Nicole Kidman and Kate Beckinsale.
Christian Burris is an awesome hiker.
One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!
Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"
Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"
Christian from NYC is a very bad person
One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.
Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.
A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.
Hey! I’m a relaxed Christian!
He is a German Artist... JK he is actually my brother, he’s really cool and took me fishing yesterday (:
Christian awe is a pretty cool dude