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Eastwood Christian School

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1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.

Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.

by mostlyhonestly June 23, 2022


Christian Burris

One of the coolest people on the planet. A hiking enthusiast who has hiked the Appalachian Trail and the Vermont Long Trail. Also, a passionate and loyal supporter of Liverpool Football Club. He is most commonly known for being involved in a love triangle with Nicole Kidman and Kate Beckinsale.

Christian Burris is an awesome hiker.

by Skimt127 February 3, 2010


The Serious Christian

One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!

Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"

Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"

by The_Intellectual_Individual October 19, 2018


Christian from NYC

A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER

Christian from NYC is a very bad person

by Ebcociduhdbdhrifovuxbsbehfjfi November 14, 2020


Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020


Relaxed christian

A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.

Hey! I’m a relaxed Christian!

by Remy the ratatouille December 27, 2021


Christian Awe

He is a German Artist... JK he is actually my brother, he’s really cool and took me fishing yesterday (:

Christian awe is a pretty cool dude

by Steel toe man November 30, 2020