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when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”
An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:
"You will be hungry again in one hour."
Leche = Spanish word for milk.
When you see a girl with big boobs, you milk her and bring a bag of cookies along.
Man, you gotta get some leche and cookies from that hoe.
Term for breast milk
Damn you got some tasty cookie pudding
A car that is either a Sedan (4 door car), Truck, or SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle), that look like, or blend in, with other cars on modern roads
Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:
Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick
SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE
Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy
Todd: "Hey man, do you ever wonder why so many cars today all look so similar?"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"
To be absolutely baked
Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!
A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?