just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

The Urie Cut

Known originally as Urie Martinez’s haircut, the urie cut is the best haircut you can ever get, a mid taper fade.

Did you get the urie cut?

Yeah I did

Sheeeeshhhh thats definitely the best haircut ever

Cutting the core

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services

I'm going to be "cutting the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cutting the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

cutting the gas

To choke yourself/partner during intercourse or masturbation or intentionally restrict the oxygen to the brain for pleasure

"She's a proper little dirty. Into getting her gas cut" "when we fuck how about cutting the gas?"