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When at&t gives you a phone that looks good in the commercials, then you get it and find out that AT&T stripped down the best features of it, added their own crappy apps that are non-deletable, and crippled it (made it insanely harder to unlock or "root")
Person 1: Dude, I just got the Xperia x10 from at&t.
Person 2: Really?! I heard it was a cool phone, what's it like?
Person 1: Its stupid. It's got the stupid AT&T Death Hold on it. I tried everything and it just doesn't work through the Death Hold
Person 2: Aw, that really sucks, man. That's At&T for ya.
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Within three years of the Death Star's demise, the Galactic Empire again proved its evil nature with the construction of a second Death Star in a remote region of space. Fortunately for the galaxy, the Empire never completed this monstrosity. Word of its construction was spread through the Rebel ranks by Bothan spies. The Alliance was able to pinpoint the exact location of Death Star's construction, and mount a pre-emptive strike to destroy the station.
The leaked information was all a ruse. The scheming Emperor Palpatine engineered the Rebellion's discovery of the Death Star in the hopes of trapping the growing Rebel fleet. The second Death Star would not be as vulnerable as the Rebels believed.
To ensure that the Death Star would destroy the lured Alliance fleet, Palpatine entrusted the supervision of its final phase of construction to his Sith apprentice, Lord Darth Vader. Vader motivated the Death Star's commander, Moff Jerjerrod, to see that the battle station was operational when the Emperor arrived for his inspection tour.
The second Death Star was not a complete sphere. Though much of the battle station's recognizable shape was visible, there were huge sections of exposed superstructure and visible skeleton. To protect the half-completed and immobile station during its construction, the Empire projected an immense deflector shield from the nearby forest moon of Endor. The shield was strong enough to protect any breach from both capital and starfighter-class ships.
The Alliance sent a commando team to land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator while the Rebel fleet emerged from hyperspace to destroy the station. Unlike the previous Death Star, whose reactor core was accessible only from a two meter wide exhaust port, the second Death Star's heart had to be destroyed by actually flying into the superstructure and detonating the collosal power plant.
The commando team was waylaid by Imperials and the Rebel fleet arrived to find the deflector shield intact. Worse yet, the superlaser was operational, and began destroying Rebel Mon Calamari cruisers with each blast. General Lando Calrissian came up with a daring and foolhardy tactic to engage the Imperial fleet at point-blank range, thus limiting the Death Stars available targets.
Aided by the native Ewoks of Endor, the Rebels were able to infiltrate and destroy the shield generator complex. With the shield down, General Calrissian led the Alliance starfighters into the inner recesses of the Death Star. There, he and Wedge Antilles loosed a volley of ordnance that began an immense fireball that tore apart the station.
Emperor Palpatine's body was consumed in the explosion. The Imperial fleet never recovered from the fiasco. What was to be the Rebel Alliance's demise instead turned into the death of the Empire. As firey fragments of the battle station burned away in Endor's atmosphere, the celebratory cheers of freedom rang throughout the forests, and indeed, the entire galaxy.
Related: --Galactic Empire-- --Death Star-- --Super Star Destroyer-- --Endor--
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any donut or similarly shaped food which can only result in an early demise for any who choose to consume it (commonly found at Tim Hortons)
guy1: Hey man, wanna go down to timmy's for coffee?
guy2: Sure, maybe i'll get a lemon raspberry crinkle donut too.
guy1: the taurus of death!
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An aura of death that surrounds everything and massively trolls them on exponential levels. People have been known to An Hero when a Death Aura is near. The term "Death Aura" came from Nazi Germanly in the mid to late 30's to describe the despair surrounding German-Occupied France. French people were known to commit suicide on the streets in the name of democracy and the republic, as a direct opposition towards Hitler's regime. We all know, however, Hitler just wanted to troll.
Death Aura came to NoXious.net and trolled everyone. They cried.
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When you are engaged in anal sex and the girl farts, sending a burst of air up your urethra, exploding your testicles like the Death Star.
I had to get testicular implants after my girlfriend gave me the Death Star last Taco Night.
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Many people do not know that this is more than just an ancient ritual. Death Rite is also an extremely popular heavy metal band that strives for world domination. An estimated 95% of the world population knows this band and secretly enjoys them whether they admit it or not.
Death Rite is so kvlt and br00tal, they kill my face!
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Bunch of teenagers badly trying to knock up a band of too many contradicting Genre's
Would ye listen to them? Talk about a delicate death...
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