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A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.
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Dick grabbler, often refers to the person who starts grabbing genitals or other sexual parts instead of focusing at whatever task is at hand.
No one can get their work done because Chris is always being a dick grabbler.
Man why did coach put that dick grabbler on the team.
Someone needs to put that dick grabbler in time out.
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Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.
After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.
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adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.
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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
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a demeaning term used to describe someone whose penis size would otherwise be considered miniscule
Shut up rat dick!
Hey rat dick, go suck a nut you cockgobbler.
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1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.
2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.
Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.
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Used to describe a females full, lush lips. In consideration of how it would feel to receive oral sex from her.
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