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douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Douche McMuffin

A person who is a true douche.

Hey you know that kid micah, shannon?

Yeah! he's SUCH a Douche McMuffin!

by Brittanae & Shannon November 12, 2007

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Douche fairy

Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.

"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."

by GobblerDude December 26, 2008

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


male douche

A guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't because he's still able to have sex with her. His penis is the douche.

Evan is being such a male douche. He needs to break up with his girlfriend for good.

by Gregory W. S. October 19, 2009

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


douche hag

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"

by Holly M S May 10, 2010

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


douche bag

A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.

When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.

by Catechism August 30, 2007

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


douche bag

Men who act like boys/ rich people/bum on the street who begs for money u know who u are/ emos/elmo/rappers/fall out boy/britney spears and jamie lynn Spears/ stoopid whores/ like stephanie dumb whore/scum bags/like matthew u know u are a scum bag/kevin federline

Scum bag/ asshole/whore/whore fucker/ idiot/bitch/moron/retard/douche bag
" You fucking douch bag!"
" Stephanie is a douche bag whore!"
" Kevin Fedreline and Matthew are douche bags that fuck stoopid whores!"

by piqued June 5, 2008

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž