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Committing a foul against the social unwritten rules of Facebook.com, including immediate responses, message/wall chatting and most importantly, facebook stalking.
Z: Dude, that girl just commented on my status after only 45 seconds
N: That was a facebook foul. She's creeper status.
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a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."
You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."
Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"
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A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us
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Someone who takes pictures when they are swollen like fuck after lifting and upload them to look big
Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big
Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick
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Someone who finds your facebook account logged-in when you're not around and proceeds to change your status and/or profile information.
I think Mike may have been visited by a facebook fairy. His status says he can't come over to watch the game tonight because he's decided to adopt 20 cats and is knitting each of them a little pink sweater to "keep the kitty warm and pretty." LMAO!
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A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.
"So yeah Connie became my facebook bunny now because she used my facebook to send a message once."
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Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.
A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.
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