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A new welsh phrase for arse to mouth
I always muck her/him out!
I proper mucked her out last night
when (often self proclaimed liberal girls) assign inanimate objects she/her pronouns
it seems to be done as a feminist act ….. but haven’t women been objectified enough?
i see your yellow hydro flask with a RBG sticker, and compliment it : “oohh, she’s cute”
lighting a bowl and it catches: “oh she’s going now!”
looks at dress in mirror: “she’s giving y2k glamour”
in each scenario, “she” referring to the inanimate object - hence she/her-ing objects
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Climaxing with very little ejaculate
As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.
When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.
Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.
Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!
Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.
A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter
(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)
smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat
other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.
"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."