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Climaxing with very little ejaculate
As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.
When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.
Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.
Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!
Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.
Josh "What are you and Jenny doing on your anniversary?"
Jake: "At first, it was a movie, then ice skating. She keeps hanging her step so I don't know"
That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces
have fuck the shit out of a girl
I'm going to throw her up in the air and leave her there if you keep on playing with me.
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Put a bitch on ya shoulders
Wear her legs as a necklace
Bro, shawty thicc asf. I'm tryna throw her up in the air and leave her there.
To put your fingers inside a girls genitals. To, "give her the fing", persay.
Keith:"Dude, did you fing her last night?"
Keith 2:"Man, you know I did!"