Burst my brain/head

A Nigerian phrase used to express great surprise or shock that leads to confusion.

“I can’t believe Ayo slapped his father, the thing just burst my brain/head!”

Shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

A really good substitute swear word

Person 1: yo mama fat
Person 2: go away you shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

Crash Course in Brain Surgery

Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Oh they're burning, quickly turning
Knife of words is driving me insane
Insane
Yeah, yeah

Raven black is on my track
Please show me how to neutralise the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life
Conquer life
Yeah, yeah

Ooh baby, I can rock and roll
Ooh baby, get out of my soul

Now the wicked lance of fear
Driven from my heady mouth and brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of love again
Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Fuck her brains out

The act of shooting someone in the head with a large caliber round and proceeding to have sex with the bullet hole.

1 "Dude, I'm totally gonna fuck her brains out tonight."

2 "No man that's not cool, that's fucked up."

1 "You mean it will be."

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poo-flinging shit-for-brains

Anyone who acts like or resembles George W. Bush.

"Nice goin' you poo-flinging shit-for-brains!"

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gamer booty brain

Gamer Booty Brain is when a man has a gamer booty (a sweaty ass) in his brain, meaning his overall IQ is lowered to about 50. To find out if someone has gamer booty brain, say to them they have it. If he does not understand, he has a gamer booty brain

Benjamin is so dumb, he's go a gamer booty brain for sure

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Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.

My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.

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